The Extra Ordinary.

stumpimusprime:

I hate seeing a comic book/manga character and thinking “I’d tap that”

because god. fucking, dammit.

how much more unattainable can you be??!?

wordsthatkeepyouhome:

- Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn’t Know

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

sakibatch:

i made a thing

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

cuntamination:

shoutoutthetime requested this.

lolsofunny:

That dog is just like

WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

patchoulol:

American stereotypes overseas will never cease to amuse me.

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you