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  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via hazellancester)

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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(via marshall-leigh)

judarr:

bioweapon543:

tfwnofoxy:

Transphobia/homophobia:

  1. Has gotten people killed
  2. Has gotten people abused
  3. Has gotten people kicked out of their house
  4. Has gotten people raped

Cisphobia/heterophobia:

  1. Has hurt a feeling or two on the internet

So hatred is cool as long as it’s more mild hatred,
Wooot

please stop murdering us and we’ll stop hating you, how does that sound

(via marshall-leigh)

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

(via stabs)