• French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

(via arduous-thinking-process)

littlegumshoe:

did u know every sesame street character is named after a deadly sin, sloth, wrath, bert, ernie, big bird, 

(via joshpeck)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via windferret)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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