The Extra Ordinary.

Cake is magnificent.

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via heliolisk)

unclefather:

me whenever one of my mutuals is doing a giveaway: just give it to me

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via stabs)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via africandad)

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros, via tower-of-terror)

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via gnarlygnat)

circumcising:

yaas delete my 4 second video of my straight friends face while i watch gay porn yaasss but keep up all the guys covered in shit and all the gross stretched assholes all over my dash thank u staff

circumcising:

yaas delete my 4 second video of my straight friends face while i watch gay porn yaasss but keep up all the guys covered in shit and all the gross stretched assholes all over my dash thank u staff