I hate seeing a comic book/manga character and thinking “I’d tap that”
because god. fucking, dammit.
how much more unattainable can you be??!?
- Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn’t Know
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you